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Ted Cruz offers some leadership advice to Obama on ISIS situation

http://twitter.com/#!/JDUBLARGE/status/508657504038170626

Sen. Ted Cruz appeared on ABC’s “This Week” Sunday morning with Jeff Zeleny to talk about how we should be dealing with the ISIS situation.

http://twitter.com/#!/ThisWeekABC/status/508602077107339264

It’s quite a contrast to the failure that President Obama has displayed.

http://twitter.com/#!/Moon_Melanie/status/508640800192741377

Here is more from his conversation:

http://twitter.com/#!/tedcruz/status/508657294989877250

Cruz also released the following statement on his Facebook page:

http://twitter.com/#!/SenTedCruz/status/508673626858868737

We do not need another vague speech; we need a strategy. The President did not have one last year, or last week, and he still does not have one now.

We should be using our overwhelming US airpower to dismantle and destroy ISIS.

http://twitter.com/#!/WildBillBaldwin/status/508659161702211584

http://twitter.com/#!/countryokie1/status/508673157885362176

http://twitter.com/#!/USstrategy/status/508662835237642241

Ted Cruz offers some leadership advice to Obama on ISIS situation

Dana Loesch expands on TSA harassment, #LadyParts petting; Video added

http://twitter.com/#!/DLoesch/status/257619373676699648

Earlier today, Twitchy reported on the nightmarish treatment of Breitbart.com’s Dana Loesch, who was returning from an appearance at FreedomWorks’ FreePAC conference in Phoenix, Ariz. Loesch, who had been searched in July when TSA agents suspected her Breitbart award was an explosive, gave further details upon landing this afternoon.

Just checked video footage. I have TSA on tape denying me a public screening and shutting the door in my witness’s face.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 14, 2012

Just landed. Have to get wifi before I can upload vid.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 14, 2012

Keep in mind the July search was allegedly due to “traces of nitrates or explosives.”

It gets worse: because they claimed I was tainted with explosives, they halted the line. Behind me was an elderly man who couldn’t walk …

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 14, 2012

…. without a cane. They made him stand. They wouldn’t allow to lean on anything. He was shaking and Chris kept asking for TSA to get him …

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 14, 2012

… a wheelchair. They made him stand there like that for at least 15 minutes until they escorted me away.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 14, 2012

TSA said “u should just do precheck.” Really? 1) they don’t have in all airports as 2) DHS put us on Domestic Terror list as tea party in 09

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 14, 2012

@dloesch #teapartyis listed asterror group?

— DDBass (@Basstid) October 14, 2012

@basstid in April 09 DHS listed tea party and some individual names on its watch list. Huge story at time. Google it.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 14, 2012

@dloesch Any bets on that list being much longer w/ ‘conservative’ names on it by now?@basstid

— Bill Phillips (@BillPhill12) October 14, 2012

So all Americans must be subjected to full FBI background check to fly? As what happens when Napolitano gets her wish & expands screenings?

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 14, 2012

What happens when scanners pop up at all forms of public transit as DHS desires? What then?

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 14, 2012

Video of my TSA molestation, with TSA denying me a public screening: youtu.be/7Vbbs6YZyMA

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) October 15, 2012

So everyone’s disgusted with how the TSA treated @dloesch today, yeah? Let me offer a better idea than being disgusted.

— Leah(@gopfirecracker) October 15, 2012

Don’t be disgusted. Get royally ticked off and then DO SOMETHING. Call your congressmen tomorrow and demand an end to the TSA.

— Leah(@gopfirecracker) October 15, 2012

Have specific details about Dana’s mess, plus anyone else’s stories that you know. DEMAND AN END TO THE TSA.

— Leah(@gopfirecracker) October 15, 2012

We’re still America, remember? WE are the people. WE are the power. Call your senators and congressmen and demand they end the TSA.

— Leah(@gopfirecracker) October 15, 2012

Dana Loesch expands on TSA harassment, #LadyParts petting; Video added

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Nicki Minaj endorses Mitt Romney via mixtape?

http://twitter.com/#!/NathanWurtzel/status/242764758430920705

Note the question mark in the headline, as we’re new to dealing with Republican “endorsements” that arrive via mixtape. The verse that has listeners so excited, delivered by rapper Nicki Minaj, goes, “I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney/You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy.”

Minaj appears as a guest on rapper Lil Wayne’s latest mixtape, which is called “Dedication 4″ and was released on the Internet today.

The verse, from the track “Mercy,” is sure to make a splash as the mixtape makes the rounds, but it might not be a good idea to take the line as a straight-up endorsement rather than as the adoption of a persona — a bit like saying Ellen Barkin is a conservative because she plays one on TV. Conservatives can hope, though. A Nicki Minaj endorsement is a good thing, right?

And you guys thought I was just drunk when I tweeted a few wks ago that I liked Nicki Minaj. OK…I was…but still…

— SFK (@stephenkruiser) September 3, 2012

I don"t know whether to laugh, cheer, or cry over Nicki Minaj "s rap endorsing Romney.

— AG (@AG_Conservative) September 3, 2012

I trust her political analysis… RT @AG_Conservative: Nicki Minaj Endorses Mitt Romney: http://t.co/tXWye9HD #LOL #LanguageWarning

— Ryan (@alwaysonoffense) September 3, 2012

http://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/statuses/242768909101580288

https://twitter.com/LaJollaPrincess/status/242759011030675456

Let’s check to see what the fans have to say.

Nicki minaj , I thought you"d NEVER hurt my heart 😞 BUT your voting for Romney ?!?!?!!!

I"m just SO Hurt 😥😰😨😢😭😞😔

— Alex (@Alexiaa_Minaj) September 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/318PortCity/status/242732298032775168

Nicki Minaj just said on Mercy that she"s voting for Mitt Romney…I officially hate her. #Dedication4

— ✌Key (@keyindabox) September 3, 2012

No longer supporting @nickiminaj She rather her student fans lose healthcare & have student loan cuts under Romney than take a 3% tax crease

— Queen Si™ (@Gorgeous_Si) September 3, 2012

Romney not worried bout the little people, or college students such as myself. I thought you were better than that @NICKIMINAJ .

— Ieisha (@Oct9th2014) September 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/2012IsNotUrYear/status/242765047124860928

AND I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE BLOODLINE. RT @2012IsNotUrYear: If you really vote for Mitt Romney Ima punch you in the throat @NickiMinaj

— Donnie (@VvsDonnie) September 3, 2012

Nicki Minaj voting for Mit Romney, stupid hoe.

— #Pixburgh Courtesy (@ItsCourtesy) September 3, 2012

Nicki Minaj voting for Mitt Romney is like Chickens voting for Colonel Saunders

— Captain Pajamas (@CaptainPajamas) September 3, 2012

Nicki Minaj only voting for Romney cuz she dont wanna pay higher taxes which I feel is dumb cuz she makes MILLIONS! GREED is REAL ppl ….

— Brittney Starr (@_SuchABombshell) September 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/xInfamousV_/status/242773423724564480

https://twitter.com/_iLoveABadBitch/status/242776176987348992

https://twitter.com/reallybighungry/status/242781272169136128

Nicki Minaj endorses Mitt Romney via mixtape?

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Some of the best life hacks are the most obvious ones, just like this little gem below on how to reach those hard to reach places while vacuuming. So if your vacuum cleaner didn’t come with any of those fancy little attachments for the front or if you simply lost them (kids and pets are excellent at getting those things lost) then worry not, all you need is a used toilet roll!

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These Are The Most Cursed Movies In Hollywood. Do You Dare Check Them Out?

Being on a movie set is the dream of millions. Seeing the magic come to life before your eyes and rubbing elbows with celebrities on stage probably seems like the opportunity of a lifetime. But what if bad things started happening when you got there. Not one, or two… but several. Would you be happy if the set turned out to be cursed?

These movies were tainted by disaster, over and over. As it turns out, cursed movies are more common than you’d think.

1.) Superman (1978)

In addition to Christopher Reeves (Superman) getting thrown from a horse and becoming a quadriplegic, Lois Lane (Margot Kidder) suffered from a mental illness after shooting and was found aimless walking around LA in 1994.

2.) The Crow (1994)

Star Brandon Lee died due to a wound from a metal tip lodged into another actor’s prop gun. Crazy enough, his father Bruce Lee was in a film (Game of Death) about an actor killed after a real bullet is loaded into a prop gun.

3.) The Exorcist (1977)

Aside from the set burning down, which production for 6 weeks, a night-watchman and a special effects expert were killed in separate incidents.

4.) Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

The producer of the film received hate mail saying he would die from a terrible illness for his involvement in the film. He did. A year after filming, the Manson family murdered Roman Polanki’s wife Sharon Tate while she was pregnant with Polanski’s first child.

5.) Atuk (Unreleased)

No one will ever make this movie… because whoever takes the role of an eskimo coming to the big city DIES. First John Belushi died in 1982 from a drug overdose before filming. Then Sam Kinison died in a car crash. John Candy died 12 years later from a heart attack. Finally, Chris Farley died of a drug overdose shortly thereafter.

6.) The Passion Of The Christ (2004)

Lightning struck star James Caviezul during the filming. Assistant director Jan Michelini was struck TWICE.

7.) The Omen (1976)

This is a long one. Gregory Peck’s son committed suicide before filming. On the way to filming, Gregory Peck’s plane, as well as both the screenwriter’s and the producer’s planes, were all struck by lightning. The IRA bombed their hotel during shooting. Also, a tiger killed an animal handler. The strangest thing that happened during filming is special effects consultant John Richardson’s car accident, which killed his assistant. The road sign near the crash read “Ommen, 66.6km” The date, Friday, the 13th of the August 1976.

8.) Poltergeist Trilogy (1982-88)

This series is known for having several cast members die in a short period. The notables include: (1) Dominque Dunn, killed an ex-boyfriend, (2) Julian Beck from stomach cancer, (3) Will Sampson of liver failure, and (4) Heather O’Rourke of septic shock.

9.) Rebel Without A Cause (1955)

There’s a whole basket of weirdness here. James Dean famously died at age 23 before the film’s release during a car chase. Co-star Natalie Wood drowned years later. Sal Mileno was stabbed to death. A Beverly Hills surgeon who years later used car parts from James Dean’s car chase car died in an automobile accident.

10.) Godspell (1973)

Four of the men who played Jesus’ apostles died under unusual circumstances: (1) cerebral hemorrhaging, (2) AIDS, (3) brain tumor, and (4) under mysterious circumstances.

11.) Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

A helicopter carrying three of the actors (two of them children) in a scene crashed, killing everyone on board. One of the three had recently taken out a $5 million dollar life insurance policy because he had a premonition he would die in a helicopter accident.

12.) The Conqueror (1956)

The entire crew almost died from a flash flood, Susan Hayward was almost eaten by a panther, and 91 crew members out of 220 contracted cancer after learning they filmed on an atomic testing spot. 45 cast and crew members later died from cancer, including star John Wayne.

(via eBaum’s World)

After seeing this list, I probably won’t show up in Hollywood anytime soon. Especially on the set of a new blockbuster horror movie.

These Are The Most Cursed Movies In Hollywood. Do You Dare Check Them Out?

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Progress Kentucky at it again, suspected in secret McConnell recording

http://twitter.com/#!/MSNBCWatch/status/322408798365052930

Mother Jones’ David Corn makes award-winning political journalism look so easy, and he doesn’t even have to hire reporters. It looks like Progress Kentucky, or at least former members of the liberal super PAC behind the racist attack on Sen. Mitch McConnell’s “Chinese wife,” donated their services to provide Corn with his secret audio recording of a McConnell campaign strategy session.

Accepting his Polk award for publicizing Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” fundraiser, which was secretly recorded by a bartender working the event, Corn called his emerging specialty “journalism verité.”

https://twitter.com/emersongreg/status/322407101647437824

https://twitter.com/RileyRebel129/status/322390666904756225

https://twitter.com/cjciaramella/status/322419980387876864

https://twitter.com/BoogymanWF/status/322316850362982400

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/322394024587714560

https://twitter.com/LegInsurrection/status/322451842044923904

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/322430251944783873

http://twitter.com/jamestaranto/statuses/322452649180008448

http://twitter.com/jamestaranto/statuses/322456553703747585

So, who exactly are these crack reporters working their way into the news business? Jacob Conway, a member of the executive committee of the Jefferson County Democratic Party, said that Shawn Reilly and Curtis Morrison of Progress Kentucky confessed to making the recording of the meeting.

https://twitter.com/BDayspring/status/322451395456417792

https://twitter.com/RussOnPolitics/status/322454245863477248

https://twitter.com/DanRiehl/statuses/322449271712530433

https://twitter.com/MyViewMatters/status/322431448793640960

The treasurer of Progress Kentucky reportedly resigned from the group once Mother Jones made the recording public, but he wasn’t the first to resign from the group over its tactics.

https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/322453495179526145

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/322399981787021313

Are the remaining members helping or hurting their cause with stunts like secret recordings?

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/statuses/322397504559796224

https://twitter.com/AG_Conservative/status/322415107781054464

https://twitter.com/tcstephenson1/status/322401143818944512

https://twitter.com/DanaHoule/status/322401756019572738

https://twitter.com/jblarson/status/322402636395585537

https://twitter.com/samyoungman/statuses/322405655090700289

Corn is keeping his association with Progress Kentucky under wraps for the moment, but he insists the recording was vetted by Mother Jones lawyers and the magazine’s use of it was legal, regardless of how it was obtained originally.

https://twitter.com/jtLOL/status/322430009757282304

https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/322439929634357250

https://twitter.com/SeanGHiggins/status/322442377165934592

https://twitter.com/jblarson/status/322442643084804098

McConnell might not suffer any consequences, but will the same go for Progress Kentucky?

* * *

Update:

WHAS-TV’s Joe Arnold is reporting that one man reported to have been behind the recording is passing that legal hot potato to the other.

https://twitter.com/joearnoldreport/status/322464584730558464

https://twitter.com/joearnoldreport/status/322465329211121664

https://twitter.com/joearnoldreport/status/322465766811246593

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https://twitter.com/joearnoldreport/status/322475138899640321

https://twitter.com/joearnoldreport/status/322475663326081024

Progress Kentucky at it again, suspected in secret McConnell recording

To which Muppet did Michelle Obama read ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’?

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/409090920009572352

Here are three guesses speculating about which Muppet CBS News’ Mark Knoller was referring to:

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/409091209919881217

And this final guess is a vigorous defense of the Veep:

http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/409091674837504000

To which Muppet did Michelle Obama read ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’?

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Team Rubio says ‘no welfare,’ but its amnesty bill says otherwise

http://twitter.com/#!/CesarConda/status/325086420383449088

No welfare! That has been one of Team Rubio’s oft-used talking points about its amnesty bill.

Rubio’s chief of staff, Cesar Conda:

@schwabcycler Not sure it’s all too “comfy”.Pay taxes, pay fines, no welfare, back of line, 13 year wait to apply for citizenship.

— CesarConda (@CesarConda) April 19, 2013

@sonsofreagan Undocumented aliens aren’t given anything. They must pay fines, pay taxes, learn English, no welfare, go to back of line.

— CesarConda (@CesarConda) April 19, 2013

@commiejuice There is no amnesty.To qualify for RPI status, one must pass criminal background check, pay fines, pay taxes, no welfare.

— CesarConda (@CesarConda) April 19, 2013

No access to welfare, and tough new eligibility standards to prevent legalization for those likely to require welfare in the future.

— CesarConda (@CesarConda) April 11, 2013

Conda retweeted this:

Illegal immigrants who get legal status won’t be able to get Obamacare benefits: nationalreview.com/corner/345234/…

— Katrina Trinko (@KatrinaTrinko) April 10, 2013

Rubio press secretary Alex Conant, the guy who recently likened Green Card holders to slaves, retweeted this:

Sen, Marco Rubio @senmarcorubio rules out welfare, entitlement and #Obamacare benefits for immigration reform.Good.They come to work. #tcot

— Larry Kudlow (@larry_kudlow) April 14, 2013

Sen. Rubio himself has spread the no-welfare meme on numerous occasions:

“They don’t qualify for any federal benefits including Obamacare, no welfare, no food stamps.”

“And then they don’t qualify for any federal benefits. This is an important point. No federal benefits, no food stamps, no welfare, no Obamacare.”

Betsy McCaughey, former lieutenant governor of New York, has actually read the bill; she discovered that the no-welfare claim doesn’t hold up to scrutiny:

Senator McCain announced on April 9 that the bill’s authors “do not intend to have the proposals that we are enacting be additional costs to the taxpayers of America.” That’s outrageously untrue.

So is Senator Rubio’s claim that illegal immigrants granted provisional status will “have to be able to support themselves, so they’ll never become a public charge.” The Senate bill does say that, citing the never-enforced section 212(a)(4). But the bill also waives that requirement for anyone who is unemployed, in job training, getting a high school or GED diploma, taking care of a child, younger than 21 or older than 60, or attending college (pp. 99-102). That covers everyone. To stay in this country as a provisional and qualify for a green card in ten years, you need to be working except if you’re not (Sec. 245C(b)).

And that’s not all:

Sections 2106, 2534, 2535, and 2536 put community organizations in charge of educating immigrants about citizenship and American principles. Indoctrination on the merits of a welfare state is more like it. On a smaller scale, this has been going on since 2009. Past grant recipients included One America, a Seattle group that agitates for LGBT and immigrant rights, and Northern Manhattan Coalition for Immigrant Rights, which claims to “build political power through citizenship drives and voter registration.”

There’s more. Much more. Read her entire column here.

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TourÃ© falls for faketastic Sandy photo, well-deserved mockage ensues; Updated

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/263458257560018945

Yeah, incredibly fake. RT @toure This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. twitter.com/Toure/status/2…

— Shawn (@Unb0thered) October 31, 2012

As Twitchy reported yesterday, Hurricane Sandy has spawned a flood of fake disaster photos. And tonight, smarter-than-you race-baiting 9/11 truther and MSNBC contributor Touré fell for one of them. Hard.

The mockage was swift and glorious:

So amazingly fake. RT @toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. bit.ly/RrMGRL

— Michael C Moynihan (@mcmoynihan) October 31, 2012

@toure You honestly believe that’s real? LOL No wonder you’re invited to appear on @msnbc so often.

— Flora Duh (@FloraDuh1) October 31, 2012

@toure Yep… notice the incredible water reflections on the floor… underwater… #suckah

— TruckingConservative (@Jim__Smith) October 31, 2012

Yes, most incredible. And clever, but not believable. For starters, the lights are on … RT @toure: twitter.com/Toure/status/2…

— Wayne Baisley (@craptard) October 31, 2012

You’re an idiot RT @toure This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. pbs.twimg.com/media/A6f946-C…

— @OfficiallyDrunk (@LiquorIsMyMuse) October 31, 2012

@toure could you be slower? That’s CLEARLY fake bruh

— T. (@TiaraDanyel) October 31, 2012

this is as real as my oscar “@toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. twitter.com/Toure/status/2…”

— Sam Reiss(@samreiss_) October 31, 2012

Worse cgi than a bootleg SyFy channel movie. @o_fenomeno86 @toure

— EMD (@nerditry) October 31, 2012

Who wants to be the one to explain Photoshop to @toure? twitter.com/toure/status/2…

— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) October 31, 2012

Clear blue water? C’mon son RT @toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway twitter.com/Toure/status/2…

— J. (@_JimmyCrack_) October 31, 2012

So this just happened: RT @toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. bit.ly/RrMGRL

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 31, 2012

.@therickwilson Someone explain to @toure how fluorescent lights don’t work we’ll under water. Also, photoshop.

— RB (@RBPundit) October 31, 2012

And this is why you’re a truther. RT @toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway.

— RB (@RBPundit) October 31, 2012

Dumbest man on the internet RT @toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic Ive seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. twitter.com/Toure/status/2…

— John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) October 31, 2012

Now we know @toure will fall for all kinds of shit: 9/11 Trutherism, Obama, fake scuba subway pics ….

— jdonels (@jdonels) October 31, 2012

@toure Wow yeah here’s another ‘incredible Sandy pic’, you gullible halfwit: twitpic.com/b8x1sw

— Robert Harkin (@DoomsdayPicnic) October 31, 2012

Praise. Jeebus.

Just FYI: @toure‘s standard operating procedure is to pretend he was joking.

— John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) October 31, 2012

Lo and behold, Touré tried to cover his tracks:

Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.

— Touré (@Toure) October 31, 2012

Neither is Touré. About anything. But the backpedaling came too late; the damage was done.

Told ya. He was “kidding” RT @toure: Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.

— John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) October 31, 2012

……. RT @toure: Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.

— Salacious Bear (@si_seaniorita) October 31, 2012

@toure derp

— Bill Magee (@ohheybill) October 31, 2012

I do not think it means what you think it means RT @toure Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible Cuz it’s not credible

— Mr. J (@StarScream_Blu) October 31, 2012

YOU DESERVE ALL THE PUNCHES IN THE FACE RT @toure: Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.

— Martin Luther Chainz (@fivefifths) October 31, 2012

Soon as u saw beautiful clear water u shoulda known lol MT @toure: Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake.

— cherriLizabiff (@purplepleather) October 31, 2012

@toure lame.

— Devon Alexander (@RDevAlex) October 31, 2012

@toure Nice save

— Peg Vorac (@Pegzilla1952) October 31, 2012

@toure Yeah, right.Dope.

— Leonhard Paul Euler (@formicivorus) October 31, 2012

Kind of like Truthers… RT @toure Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.

— Daily Plunger (@DailyPlunge) October 31, 2012

we shdn’t have had to tell you, bro. RT @toure: Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.

— Elle (@elledub_1920) October 31, 2012

Oh, but we did. And damn, it felt good.

***

Update:

Rut-roh … somebody’s cranky!

Getting dissed by @michellemalkin means you matter. (Thanks for the conpliment!) I never diss her because she doesn’t.

— Touré (@Toure) October 31, 2012

He got “dissed” because he matters? That’s one way to look at it. Unfortunately for him, it’s the wrong way. Touré got dissed because his prized pair of smartypants is full of holes.

We hope he enjoys the “conpliment.”

you just did, dingleberry MT @toure: Getting dissed by @michellemalkin means you matter. I never diss her because she doesn’t.

— PolitiCajun (@PolitiCajun) October 31, 2012

@twitchyteam @toure didn’t he “dis”, ergo compliment @michellemalkin with that tweet?

— Rob Lennox (@elpaco313) October 31, 2012

@toure @michellemalkin You just “dissed” Michelle. Or is it not a “diss” b/c you “dissed” her? That’s what makes it “credible” b/c it’s not?

— Eric Rodriguez (@erodthelaw) October 31, 2012

RT @toure “Getting dissed by @michellemalkin means you matter.(Thanks for the conpliment!)I never diss her because she doesn’t” #Incoherent

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) October 31, 2012

To be fair, coherence was never Touré’s strong suit. He is a 9/11 truther, after all.

@toure Getting dissed by @michellemalkin doesn’t mean you matter it means you were incredibly stupid to think that SCUBA diver was real

— Tim Jones (@coelkhntr) October 31, 2012

@toure Getting dissed by @michellemalkin means you so stupid that people noticed.As far as my daily entertainment, though, you matter, bro

— Joseph Ryan (@jmotivator) October 31, 2012

@toure Pretty much you got dissed by everybody that doesn’t open emails from Nigeria.

— JohnnyFriegas (@johnnyfriegas) October 31, 2012

Heh.

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Update:

Touré’s delusion has reached new heights: he is now convinced that Twitchy CEO Michelle Malkin is in love with him. No, really:

@michellemalkin is now obsessed with me and acting stalkerish. It’s not a good look. I’m married. You have no chance with me. Am I clear?

— Touré (@Toure) October 31, 2012

Oh. Dear. Lord.

OH Lawdy!!! LMAO!!! @toure @michellemalkin

— Jeff Pye Lawrence (@JeffromTAirport) October 31, 2012

@toure @michellemalkin someone’s a bit conceited. Good luck dealing with her wrath! You should have stayed silent when you had the chance

— K (@kmangels1220) October 31, 2012

@toure @michellemalkin Don’t flatter yourself. She despises you as much as millions of other Americans do.

— John Stevens (@VikingGod) October 31, 2012

But the entertainment value is through the roof. Don’t stop now, Touré. We’re having way too much fun.

Zing! Romney scores big against Obama with ‘attacking me is not an agenda’

http://twitter.com/#!/MittRomney/status/260552348387143682

According to the buzz on Twitter, that was one of the lines of the night during last night’s debate. Conservatives loved it.

Romney: “Attacking me is not an agenda,” Great put-down.Exposed Obama as a losing, petty and desperate incumbent. #OMustGo #tcot

— MacArthur (@WhineNot) October 23, 2012

Romney – attacking me is not agenda. Mitt laying strategic perspective. Obama delivering prepared zingers. #debates

— Karl Rove (@KarlRove) October 23, 2012

Romney: “Attacking me is not an agenda.”

— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) October 23, 2012

“Attacking me is not an agenda.”Zing.

— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) October 23, 2012

“Attacking me is not an agenda” — nice Romney line

— Robert Costa (@robertcostaNRO) October 23, 2012

Line of the night? It was Romney’s: attacking me is not an agenda.

— Roger Kimball (@rogerkimball) October 23, 2012

And you know it is a line of the night when it causes the Left to frantically bring up … Benghazi. Oh, dear.

“Attacking me is not an agenda” – Mitt Romney, whose foreign policy plan has consisted of attacking the president on Benghazi. #current2012

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 23, 2012

Oh, honey. Taking a disgusting page from lying liar Stephanie Cutter’s book? Benghazi is no big whoop! No one would care about the deaths of four Americans if it wasn’t for that dastardly decent Romney, huh?

Look, toots, the sane are attacking President Obama’s failures in Libya. And his administration’s rampant and gross lies for weeks after the attack. But, hey, binders! Or something.

See Romney’s awesome shut-down of Obama here:

(VIDEO) Romney Shuts Down Obama: ‘Attacking Me Is Not An Agenda’ nation.foxnews.com/2012-president…

— Fox Nation (@foxnation) October 23, 2012

Boom!

Zing! Romney scores big against Obama with ‘attacking me is not an agenda’

‘Why God? Why????’ Geraldo subjects Twitter to another topless selfie [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/IamSuz/status/459743782754598912

Annnnnd there go our appetites:

http://twitter.com/#!/GeraldoRivera/status/459743503636242432

Will he never learn?

http://twitter.com/#!/nifkin_juice/status/459744544192729088

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‘70 is the new 50:’ Geraldo Rivera tweets sideways topless selfie; World groans

#Geraldoselfie: Fox News senior citizen’s sideways topless selfie sparks #Geraldoing

Bam-tastic! #Geraldoselfie is the new Rickrolling: @BarackObama, Piers Morgan fall victim?

‘Best thing on Twitter’: Anthony Bourdain, The Iron Sheik punish Geraldo for shudder-inducing selfie

Snort! Greg Gutfeld mourns the real victim of Geraldo Rivera’s towel-clad selfie

End times: Geraldo’s horrifying selfie inspires new Mass? Jackée Harry offers one-word advice

Pic of the day! Eric Bolling, Dana Perino tag team zing Geraldo’s selfie

‘Not again!’ Geraldo Rivera tweet-threatens another semi-naked selfie?

Leave Geraldo alone! How dare you flash nearly-naked selfie he publicly posted?

More Fox News #Geraldoing? James Rosen and Mike Tobin make hilarious semi-nude selfie promises

‘I was harmlessly showing off’: He-man Geraldo defends semi-nude selfie

Geraldo says topless selfie cost him place on university’s JFK panel

Full Twitchy coverage of Geraldo

‘Why God? Why????’ Geraldo subjects Twitter to another topless selfie [pic]

It made me feel instantly better after the workout

Onward, Noble Steed!

Im the new guy and the other rich kids are so snobby and close minded to me

Chuck Todd sneers at ‘manufactured outrage’ over WW II memorial closure

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/385775650927558656

Not just a manufactured story. A manufactured outrage.

Public outcry about veterans being turned away from the World War II Memorial at the direction of the Obama administration? Disgust over Harry Reid finding government workers more important than children with cancer? “This is what happens,” explained Todd, “when nothing is actually happening behind the scenes, the manufactured outrage.”

Chuck Todd running cover for the Obama administration again? Say it ain’t so!

http://twitter.com/#!/smoochacha/status/385751827968319488

As Honor Flight veterans gathered outside the Barry-cades at their memorial in D.C., one person held a sign that said, “Normandy was closed when we got there, too.” Was that “manufactured outrage”? Or righteous defiance of Obama’s henchmen spitting on heroes?

http://twitter.com/#!/SetonMotley/status/385756482639130624

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/385776068139163648

Chuck Todd spins, you decide.

‘BURN!’ Instapundit scorches HuffPo reporter over tweet about World War II vets and WIC recipients

More media ‘faux outrage’ douches: Daily Beast reporter mocks World War II vets

NY Mag’s Jonathan Chait confirms anti-Nazi stance after douchey tweet mocking World War II vets

Full Twitchy coverage of lapdog Chuck

Chuck Todd sneers at ‘manufactured outrage’ over WW II memorial closure

Will Not...get Blown...over!

Community Post: 14 Impossibly Cute Halloween Hair Ideas That Require No Costume

Hair is where the horror is.

1. Medusa

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The Joy of Fashion / thejoyoffashionblog.com

Fake snakes, bobby pins, and a few easy braids and BAM, you’re Medusa. Bonus: The messier this hair looks, the better. Click here for instructions.

2. Spider

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Simple As That / simpleasthatblog.com

Finally, a use for all of those friggin’ pipe cleaners you’ve had sitting around for years! Get the instructions here.

3. Mouse

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Gleeful Things / gleefulthings.com

Follow these directions to make little mouse ears, and you’re all set.

4. Butterfly

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All Day Chic / alldaychic.com

Braiding skills, will power, and a load of hairspray may be required, but there’s no way your friends won’t be impressed when you show up as a butterfly. There’s a full tutorial here.