http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/263458257560018945
Yeah, incredibly fake. RT @toure This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. twitter.com/Toure/status/2…
— Shawn (@Unb0thered) October 31, 2012
As Twitchy reported yesterday, Hurricane Sandy has spawned a flood of fake disaster photos. And tonight, smarter-than-you race-baiting 9/11 truther and MSNBC contributor Touré fell for one of them. Hard.
The mockage was swift and glorious:
So amazingly fake. RT @toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. bit.ly/RrMGRL
— Michael C Moynihan (@mcmoynihan) October 31, 2012
@toure You honestly believe that’s real? LOL No wonder you’re invited to appear on @msnbc so often.
— Flora Duh (@FloraDuh1) October 31, 2012
@toure Yep… notice the incredible water reflections on the floor… underwater… #suckah
— TruckingConservative (@Jim__Smith) October 31, 2012
Yes, most incredible. And clever, but not believable. For starters, the lights are on … RT @toure: twitter.com/Toure/status/2…
— Wayne Baisley (@craptard) October 31, 2012
You’re an idiot RT @toure This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. pbs.twimg.com/media/A6f946-C…
— @OfficiallyDrunk (@LiquorIsMyMuse) October 31, 2012
@toure could you be slower? That’s CLEARLY fake bruh
— T. (@TiaraDanyel) October 31, 2012
this is as real as my oscar “@toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. twitter.com/Toure/status/2…”
— Sam Reiss(@samreiss_) October 31, 2012
Worse cgi than a bootleg SyFy channel movie. @o_fenomeno86 @toure
— EMD (@nerditry) October 31, 2012
Who wants to be the one to explain Photoshop to @toure? twitter.com/toure/status/2…
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) October 31, 2012
Clear blue water? C’mon son RT @toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway twitter.com/Toure/status/2…
— J. (@_JimmyCrack_) October 31, 2012
So this just happened: RT @toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. bit.ly/RrMGRL
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 31, 2012
.@therickwilson Someone explain to @toure how fluorescent lights don’t work we’ll under water. Also, photoshop.
— RB (@RBPundit) October 31, 2012
And this is why you’re a truther. RT @toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic I’ve seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway.
— RB (@RBPundit) October 31, 2012
Dumbest man on the internet RT @toure: This is the most incredible Sandy pic Ive seen yet. A scuba diver in the subway. twitter.com/Toure/status/2…
— John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) October 31, 2012
Now we know @toure will fall for all kinds of shit: 9/11 Trutherism, Obama, fake scuba subway pics ….
— jdonels (@jdonels) October 31, 2012
@toure Wow yeah here’s another ‘incredible Sandy pic’, you gullible halfwit: twitpic.com/b8x1sw
— Robert Harkin (@DoomsdayPicnic) October 31, 2012
Praise. Jeebus.
Just FYI: @toure‘s standard operating procedure is to pretend he was joking.
— John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) October 31, 2012
Lo and behold, Touré tried to cover his tracks:
Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.
— Touré (@Toure) October 31, 2012
Neither is Touré. About anything. But the backpedaling came too late; the damage was done.
Told ya. He was “kidding” RT @toure: Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.
— John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) October 31, 2012
……. RT @toure: Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.
— Salacious Bear (@si_seaniorita) October 31, 2012
@toure derp
— Bill Magee (@ohheybill) October 31, 2012
I do not think it means what you think it means RT @toure Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible Cuz it’s not credible
— Mr. J (@StarScream_Blu) October 31, 2012
YOU DESERVE ALL THE PUNCHES IN THE FACE RT @toure: Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.
— Martin Luther Chainz (@fivefifths) October 31, 2012
Soon as u saw beautiful clear water u shoulda known lol MT @toure: Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake.
— cherriLizabiff (@purplepleather) October 31, 2012
@toure lame.
— Devon Alexander (@RDevAlex) October 31, 2012
@toure Nice save
— Peg Vorac (@Pegzilla1952) October 31, 2012
@toure Yeah, right.Dope.
— Leonhard Paul Euler (@formicivorus) October 31, 2012
Kind of like Truthers… RT @toure Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.
— Daily Plunger (@DailyPlunge) October 31, 2012
we shdn’t have had to tell you, bro. RT @toure: Ok, the subway scuba pic is fake. That’s why it’s incredible. Cuz it’s not credible.
— Elle (@elledub_1920) October 31, 2012
Oh, but we did. And damn, it felt good.
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Update:
Rut-roh … somebody’s cranky!
Getting dissed by @michellemalkin means you matter. (Thanks for the conpliment!) I never diss her because she doesn’t.
— Touré (@Toure) October 31, 2012
He got “dissed” because he matters? That’s one way to look at it. Unfortunately for him, it’s the wrong way. Touré got dissed because his prized pair of smartypants is full of holes.
We hope he enjoys the “conpliment.”
you just did, dingleberry MT @toure: Getting dissed by @michellemalkin means you matter. I never diss her because she doesn’t.
— PolitiCajun (@PolitiCajun) October 31, 2012
@twitchyteam @toure didn’t he “dis”, ergo compliment @michellemalkin with that tweet?
— Rob Lennox (@elpaco313) October 31, 2012
@toure @michellemalkin You just “dissed” Michelle. Or is it not a “diss” b/c you “dissed” her? That’s what makes it “credible” b/c it’s not?
— Eric Rodriguez (@erodthelaw) October 31, 2012
RT @toure “Getting dissed by @michellemalkin means you matter.(Thanks for the conpliment!)I never diss her because she doesn’t” #Incoherent
— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) October 31, 2012
To be fair, coherence was never Touré’s strong suit. He is a 9/11 truther, after all.
@toure Getting dissed by @michellemalkin doesn’t mean you matter it means you were incredibly stupid to think that SCUBA diver was real
— Tim Jones (@coelkhntr) October 31, 2012
@toure Getting dissed by @michellemalkin means you so stupid that people noticed.As far as my daily entertainment, though, you matter, bro
— Joseph Ryan (@jmotivator) October 31, 2012
@toure Pretty much you got dissed by everybody that doesn’t open emails from Nigeria.
— JohnnyFriegas (@johnnyfriegas) October 31, 2012
Heh.
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Update:
Touré’s delusion has reached new heights: he is now convinced that Twitchy CEO Michelle Malkin is in love with him. No, really:
@michellemalkin is now obsessed with me and acting stalkerish. It’s not a good look. I’m married. You have no chance with me. Am I clear?
— Touré (@Toure) October 31, 2012
Oh. Dear. Lord.
OH Lawdy!!! LMAO!!! @toure @michellemalkin
— Jeff Pye Lawrence (@JeffromTAirport) October 31, 2012
@toure @michellemalkin someone’s a bit conceited. Good luck dealing with her wrath! You should have stayed silent when you had the chance
— K (@kmangels1220) October 31, 2012
@toure @michellemalkin Don’t flatter yourself. She despises you as much as millions of other Americans do.
— John Stevens (@VikingGod) October 31, 2012
But the entertainment value is through the roof. Don’t stop now, Touré. We’re having way too much fun.
Touré falls for faketastic Sandy photo, well-deserved mockage ensues; Updated
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